Q: What do crows like to drink in the morning?
A: Caw-fee!
Q: What did the crow use to waterproof his nest?
A: Caw-king!
Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little crow girls and boys?
A: Santa Caws!
Q: What is an albino crow called?
A: Caw-casian
Q: Where do crows congregate to have a cold one?
A: The Crow Bar!
Q: Why is it you never see a dead crow in the road?
A: Be-caws there is always a look out saying "Caw! Caw!" ("car, car!")
and lastly...
Q: Why are there crows?
A: 'caws!
...shared by one of the crows on AGOC!
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